Spirited Seltzer
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REAL SPIRIT & MOUNTAIN WATER
LOW CAL • LOW ABV
Made with real spirits.
But don’t let it scare you.
The only water we know is mountain water. Fresh from the earth.
As it should be.
THE KIDS CALL IT GIGGLE WATER
WE JUST CALL IT BETTER
BETTER SPIRITS. BETTER WATER. JUST BETTER
obscura
Cult spirits in a can. Finally.
Kept light with crisp mountain water.
BOTANICO
The usual darlings, with added botanicals.
Kept light with crisp mountain water.
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THE NEWS IS TRUE
NO MORE BREAD WATER
OUR STORY
Recent years has birthed the most heinous of beasts: bread water. With it, the loss of all hope for a beverage with flavor, a beverage with soul. But fear not, in the darkness there has come a shining light, bestowed to the people by the spirits as a gift. A seltzer that is made of pure virgin mountain water and the most exquisite spirits, familiar and obscure.
This isn’t for the cult spirit apostles or the low sugar priests - though they will rejoice. This is for everyone to have a better seltzer, a seltzer with spirit.
